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I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.

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Sep 28 2008

i found this shit on the computer today its weird and shit and so im posting it its hella old

Published by damayor at 6:21 pm under High School Stories Edit This

Bird Men

In the year 2069, Dr. John started experiments to genetically engineer man with birds.  The project had started since the demands for movie realism had become in high demand. Dr. John started his experiment to make a Bird Man. The experiment became a success and the movie Bird People became a smash hit. The procedure became popular soon and those with enough power and money became what became known as Bird Men. Soon Bird Men left the earth and built their cities in the clouds. The cities were advanced and unlike anything man had ever done before. The most famous of the cities being the city of Fly.  Soon the Bird men took advantage of their genetically enhanced gifts and hypnotized the people who remained on earth. The Bird Men made the humans slaves and made them mine for their recourses. Most of the Human race soon became slaves to all Bird Men. The Humans mined, cooked, farmed, entertained and ironed for the Bird Men. Soon an underground coalition of all free human people’s was started. Man fought the Bird constantly but new Bird Men were created everyday.  Soon all men became enslaved to the Bird Men’s evil hypnotizing powers.  The Day of Man was done and the era of “The Bird Men” had begun. The Bird Men soon created their own language to distance themselves from the simple minded humans. The human race had become almost completely extinct those alive lived underground unknown to the Bird Men. The Bird people themselves were losing numbers for the bird people had forgotten how to grow food to farm. The Bird Men were completely dependent on man. The bird people soon became a more primitive and simple race without people. The Bird Men started feeding on birds and flies. This was the end of the golden era of The Bird Men. The Bird Men’s Capitol Fly soon collapsed without the help of man.  The bird people eventually were no longer people, but birds. And so ends the Bird Men reign. Man eventually ruled the earth again, but it took many hundreds of years to become a great shadow of its former self.

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